Mommy, can you make it back to a space ship – mommy can you make the guy again, mommy I think I want the space ship, mommy where does this go, mommy I have a problem, mommy how do you fold the wings, mommy where’s his feet, mommy does this open….oops
Note to self:
Never ever buy a 5yr old a star wars transformer
How can this be comfortable? How can millions of women walk around with twisted bra straps and not be going insane? It’s the first thing I check before I put the thing on, because there’s nothing worse than driving and having something dig into your shoulder like a dagger yes that’s what it feels like. Left twisted, it can result in rapid arm movements and squirming in the seat whilst driving at 70 down the expressway.
Seriously, I have a hard time restraining myself when I’m walking behind someone who clearly has twisted bra straps. It’s kinda like the protruding tag – “excuse me, your tag is visible – and while you’re tucking it in, could you UNTWIST YOUR FRIGGIN BRA STRAPS, take pride in yourself woman”.
C was moving some bananas and I told him to be careful before he bruised them. When they bruise they turn black, look horrible and no one wants to eat them.
“yeah” says he “then you have to put them in a green bag ’cause they give off ethanol gas and we can make energy”
I’m thinking he’s remembering bits of a lesson he had in January about recycling? I’m just amazed he remembered the word ‘ethanol’ and pronounced it perfectly.
Because it’s also educational :)
From TM
Wikipedia your birthday and pick 4 events, 3 births, 2 deaths, and 1 holiday:
Events:
Births:
Deaths:
Holiday:
I now know more than I did yesterday :)