So I heard on the radio yesterday that Fergie was going to auction off her hummer because it’s a gas guzzler and not environmentally friendly. Well shit lady, where have you been? You can’t ell me you didn’t know this before you bought it – and pray tell, what’s the point of auctioning it off, won’t someone just take over where you left off, continue polluting the air and tearing up the streets with it’s over sized tyres?

Take it to the scrap yard and have it squished into a 2ft x 2ft purdy metal block and use it as a garden decoration? Great pr for you and one less monstrosity on the streets.