A conversation between my son and I while driving home.
“Don’t forget I have your ps2 in my bag”
“You mean my psp”
“Yes that’s what I said”
“No you didn’t, you said ps2″
“That’s what I meant”
“What, the ps2?”
“No, the psp”
“You don’t know what you’re talking about”
“Yes I do, I just like getting you all flustered when you’re sat there quietly minding your own business”
“You’re messed up”
“My job as a parent accomplished.”