So what else left me scratching my head today?

1- I bought a bunch of bathroom fixtures today and needed my drill to attached them to the wall. Unfortunately there isn’t an outlet in the new bathroom (don’t ask) so I also needed an extension cord. I yell upstairs to the hubby who informs me they’re in the shed.

Great, the shed is at the bottom of the yard (we have a huge yard) it’s been raining all day so it’s muddy. Not letting the fact I have my slippers on deter me from my task, off I trek.

They were in the shed alright, in the back corner with half of what used to be in my basement piled on top.
Sigh, only he would think to put the things we use on a regular basis at the bottom, and the lawn mover and pool filter on top.

2- I’m upstairs changing the baby’s poopy diaper (for the third time today, this kids poops half his body weight in the course of 8 hours) and yell downstairs for hubby to put on 6 cups of water to boil. I was just throwing the dirty thing in the diaper genie (this item is a stroke of genius btw, throw in the diaper, twist a few times and close the lid and the smell disappears) , anyway, he yells up the stairs “hon, the water’s boiling.”

Now I boil water all the time, and I know 6 cups of water doesn’t boil that quickly so I’m wondering how did he managed to fuck up such a simple task.

There on the stove is the smallest pan we own with 6 oz of water bubbling away. Yea he measured it, but he measured the oz’s side of the jug instead of the cup side. How can he not know that that wasn’t 6 cups of water?